I would suggest that you do something pedestrian, like getting a job. But I can tell just by looking at you (it's a gift I was born with) that your ambitions are loftier than this. So let's see... Actually, there is something you could do to make the world a better place, and without lifting so much as a freshly manicured finger. This 56,500sq ft house of yours, with its 123 rooms, 27 bathrooms, five kitchens, bowling alley, cinema, indoor ice rink, imported Parisian lampposts and rooftop rose garden, sounds to me like the ideal set-up for The Petra Ecclestone Home for Put-Upon Heiresses. If I do say so myself, it's a brilliant idea - a win-win scenario: you get to be charitable offering these poor dears shelter from the pressures of their tough lives; you get to hang out with the only people in the world able to empathise with your nightmarish predicament; and your legacy is assured for all eternity. In fact, you'll all be so happy living in your bubble of perfection that none of you will ever want to leave. Which, obviously, is the downside for the rest of us.
*Petra Ecclestone's quandary as imagined by ES
