So go for it, I say - just a few subtle changes could make all the difference. Perhaps the Countess of Grantham could move on from judging roses to sausage plaits at the village fete; Lady Edith will be delighted to find that the 'No Carbs before Marbs' diet ahead of the next London Season helps her no end in the hunt for a husband; Mr Crawley can discuss the latest development in his pursuit of Lady Mary with his butler as he works on his moobs at the gym; and O'Brien can start adding tealeaves to Lady Grantham's bath to help give her a year-round tan. As for Lord Grantham - just imagine the excitement brought about by a flash of pejazzle beneath those brushed cotton pyjamas.
