One suggestion people love to make to single girls of a certain age is to try online dating. I wouldn't normally give the same advice, purely on the grounds that I find the notion of marketing oneself as a product for the approval of others -others who, crucially, you might think have all the personality of a sea cucumber, or you wouldn't touch with rubber gloves and a barge pole (but you don't get the chance to tell them that because they've already cast you off into the howling darkness of cyberspace) - mildly depressing. But in your case it really might be the answer, because you're right, that bottom is going to attract all sorts of attention that may not be entirely pure of spirit. At least online you could vet interested parties with questions designed to test their true feelings on the monarchy, party planning, and the sharp-elbowed middle classes before arranging to meet them. And no one can see your bottom online. Unless you want them to - but I wouldn't go down that route, it'll make your next weekend at Balmoral terribly awkward.
