It's odd, then, that he complains now about not having been taken seriously as a younger writer. When Granta selected him as a rising star, he thought it patronising. "The illustration was of a baby with a fountain pen behind its ear. I wanted to say, 'Don't patronise us because we look vaguely young. Many of us have done our best work. We're not babies. We've written Money and Midnight's Children and Flaubert's Parrot.'" He lists several authors who, he says, wrote their best work young (though given that many of them also died young, it might in fact have turned out to have been their worst work - how can we ever know?): the Brontës, Jane Austen, Kafka, Chekhov, Fitzgerald, Faulkner. "Luckily, I noticed it [the trend for writers to peak early] when I was young enough to do something about it. I wanted to say to my peers, 'This isn't the time to start farting about writing travel pieces or getting that columnist's job. If you're serious about fiction, this is the time you're most likely to write a masterpiece.'"