Where did you last go on holiday?
Fiji with a friend. It's a bit of a holiday being in London right now, discovering new places. When I go back to LA just being in my house will be like a holiday, pottering around in my garden.
What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?
On stage the other night I was taking a pause from my insane ranting – I play a character who loses his mind – and a crazy lady in the audience started a rant of her own about unemployment. We made a joke about it and the audience laughed, but she kept on going and had to be escorted out.
Have you ever stolen anything?
At school I'd make sure I was the last in line for fire drill and steal all the other kids' pencils. I got found out and everyone came and got their pencils back. I've never stolen anything since.