'Thanks, man!' he says in his loud, resonant mockney, all posh-boy-done-bad. He went to Charterhouse where he was a choir boy 'with ruffles, the works'. He had 'some issues' with authority, getting a bad-boy mission-statement tattoo, saying 'iacta alea est' (the die is cast), at 17, but managing to leave with three A levels (A, B, C in art, English and history of art).