Your weekly horoscope (April 18th)

ARIES

There’s nothing like coming out of a petty dispute unscathed à la Gwenyth Paltrow in ski-gate. Seriously though, if they go low, don’t go lower. How can you make the high road look legendary?

TAURUS

We all know you’re not exactly an experimentalist, but this week you surprise us with a reinvented look. Whether it’s a wardrobe change or a new hair do, throw the dice. Live and let live.

GEMINI

If you’ve been juggling a million different hobbies like usual, you may suddenly commit to one that has gone on to steal your heart. Remember that a jack of all trades is a master of none.

CANCER

This is a prime moment to seal up past wounds and cast off any dead weight. When you separate the core of who you are from what has been done to you, you create space to plant new seeds.

LEO

Everyone needs a lover who’ll be the hype-man of their dreams. Can’t find one at the mo? Don’t worry, a new way to remind yourself that you’re more than capable can easily be found.

VIRGO

Put the Marg down, you don’t have time for hangovers or taxing chores right now. An opportunity for you to showcase your talent is just around the corner. Be ready so you don’t have to do a mad dash.

LIBRA

Insta stalking can only tell you so much, so don’t be afraid to ask your new bae tricky questions. You’re better off uncovering any deep, dark or saucy secrets before you dive in too deep.

SCORPIO

Hold your horses! Take a pause before you spend a big buck on something to massage your ego. Because your season has arrived, you’ll likely be feeling yourself, but that’s no reason to be foolish.

SAGITTARIUS

It’s time to make sure the right eyes see your vision clearly, so go ahead and plaster it on a billboard. Make sure the person you want to invest in is able to see your grand plans in full 4K view.

CAPRICORN

If you’re finding it difficult to craft your empire, it’s okay to leave it all behind. Starting over doesn’t have to be seen as a personal failing, in fact it’s a golden ticket to create your own luck.