'When I was a kid I was relatively well-behaved.' He gives a slow grin. 'But I have been a bit of a scamp in the past. I mean, young fellows being young fellows, they get into scraps and trouble every once in a while, but I've never been arrested. I remember a big, organised fight when I was about 13 on a green near where I lived. It was weird, it was like: choose a side, you're on one side or the other. There were guys in cars with the stereos going and all of a sudden a cop car drove up and my dad got out and yelled, "Robert!" and I went, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," and got the hell out of there. That was the nearest I got to Dad putting the cuffs on me.'