The food was rich, remarkable, faultless. We were sent warm, lightly breaded oysters in their shells with wine-flute servings of dill-scented mousse, then velevety squash soup, before mains of spicy native lobster in brown butter with broccoli stems, and tender lamb on a stack of Jerusalem artichokes. 'They need to stop bringing food now,' I muttered as the dessert menu appeared, before a pre-dessert amuses-bouches of apple ice-cream with sticky spun-sugar wafers. 'Or, you could always just not eat them,' my friend said. Purely for research reasons, I managed to demolish a banana galette with salted caramel and blobs of orgasmic passion fruit and peanut oil parfait.