Although they had similar passions, Galliano and McQueen were never friends. Far from it. Galliano powered through his career with blinkers on, but McQueen was obsessed with outdoing Galliano. ‘He was so competitive with John,’ says Michael Roberts, former fashion director of Vanity Fair. ‘You couldn’t mention John around him. If you wore something of John’s when you saw him, he would freak out.’ It angered McQueen that Galliano received the lion’s share of financial support and praise from LVMH boss Bernard Arnault. In retaliation, McQueen would find ways to rework or send up Galliano’s designs whenever possible. One night in the early 1990s, McQueen, his boyfriend Andrew Groves and Townsend decided to dress up in drag to go to an outré club night called Kinky Gerlinky (an evolution of Taboo) in Leicester Square. McQueen’s outfit was a precise shot at Galliano. He squeezed his portly frame into a coarse woollen women’s suit that his friend, the stylist Isabella Blow, had borrowed from Galliano’s latest collection. He put on a pair of chain slingbacks and a tricorn hat made of cardboard wrapped in raw wool to imitate the ones the models had worn in Galliano’s 1993 Filibusters show. ‘He wanted to be better than anyone else,’ says Groves. ‘Better than Galliano. That’s what drove him.’ The suit’s fabric was so rough it made McQueen’s nipples bleed.