The beauty of these jeans, of course, is that they’re not designed to be dressed up, to make your legs look longer or your bum smaller. Instead, they’re made with authenticity in mind — an antidote to the skintight spray-on, so-ripped-they’re-barely-intact jeans adopted by a breed of man whose style is informed by Love Island. Wearing them with a nice silk camisole and strappy sandals would defeat the point entirely. Instead, channel Winona Ryder in Stranger Things 3 or Jeremy Clarkson.