Judy, the receptionist at the glass-fronted employee entrance to Liberty on Kingly Street, won a competition to name the staff canteen in the roof of the building. ‘I called it Rafters, ’cos it sounds a bit like Raffles,’ she says. I warm to Judy straight away. She is in her seventies and has worked at Liberty for 13 years. ‘I get plumbers, painters, new starters, and VIPs like Cherie Blair come in my reception,’ she tells me. ‘I love looking after people.’ She’s the engine of the company; agony aunt, problem-solver, straight-talker and surely another soon-to-be reality TV star. She shows me up to Rafters. There are a couple of old PCs with internet access (staff aren’t allowed to have their phones on them at work) and a TV playing music videos. It’s high-school tribal: a table of oldies/others, the beauty and spa blondies at another. Christmas temps are slumped on the sofa by the TV, and Kareem sits alone, headphones on. I take a seat at the menswear table, figuring I can make an in with the cool guys. I’m told there are no inter-shop relationships. Menswear Andy was dating a girl from womenswear, but it didn’t end well and it was awkward when they saw each other in the canteen. The fittest girls, according to Andy and Ben, work on the womenswear floor.