‘The last time I was out it was towards Surrey Quays, Millwall vs West Ham,’ says Ian, a media lawyer and member of West Ham’s Inter City Firm (ICF). When he says Millwall vs West Ham, he’s not talking about the teams on the pitch, he’s describing the hooligan clash. ‘We’d arranged to meet. The boys phoned each other and agreed on this car park in an industrial estate. Everyone was over the age of 30, had several children, a Daewoo estate and much nicer clothing than a poxy Tacchini tracksuit ever was. There was a top DJ, an author, two journalists, a broker, a former pop star, two major... er... “businessmen”, a City tech-analyst and no doubt many more who were never meant to make anything of themselves. It was quite a pleasant meeting, a kind of impromptu outdoors social club punctuated by incessant mobile usage to track the other firm.’ In the end, there was a brief tussle.