Something of a renaissance man, Louboutin has had a lifelong passion for horticulture and interior design. ‘If there were four extra hours in the day, 28 instead of 24, I would probably add a bit of lifestyle to my work.’ He’s also an accomplished tap dancer and trapeze artist. ‘I’ve realised I’m a healthy person who just doesn’t like the idea of being healthy… it bores me,’ he smirks. When he travels he ‘used to go to very pretty hotels’, but now selects his accommodation by the length of their pools. ‘I get extracted from bed,’ he says, referring to the morning duties of his long-serving butler, Shafqat Emdad. ‘He puts a pair of goggles on me and directs me, still asleep, to the pool. I can only do sport in the morning, before I start thinking that I have too many things to do.’ If he’s in Paris his coach, who lives on the same street, rouses him at 6.45am.