To snap out of this religious fervour we drove down to the West Lake and clambered aboard a long boat quietly punted by a lady in a coolie hat. She took us beneath causeways and along the reedy banks where the locals were starting the day with t'ai chi and bicycle rides. We ate a breakfast of fresh fruit on board then headed by taxi to the Grand Canal Museum, built in honour of the longest man-made river in the world, which was started in the 5th century BC and is now over 1,000 miles long, stretching all the way to Beijing to the northeast. The museum celebrates the various wares that were traded up and down the canal, including fans, umbrellas, scissors and swords, arranging the artefacts chronologically to show their evolution. After that we stopped by the Medicine Museum, also a working pharmacy where people go to order desiccated roots, leaves and ground-up who-knows-what, all essential palliatives in the practice of Chinese herbal medicine.