For the past weeks, heroes have been painting, cleaning nonstop, and hanging Gilbert and Georges, led by the West Country-born Brixton-based interior designer Russell Sage, who has cajoled British craftsmen and artists from George Smith, The English Looking Glass, Based Upon, Coote & Co, Luke Irwin and Farrow & Ball to donate the paint, the furniture, art, lights and rugs on the floor. I was a liability with a paintbrush, although the railings and front door, the handiwork of my girlfriend Mary-Claire and me, I think you will agree, have scrubbed up nicely.