Barometer! Leigh Bowery is London's hot muse, why is everything AI named so bizarrely?
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Leigh Bowery
“Dress as though your life depends on it, or don’t bother,” was the club kid’s motto. It’s in this spirit we launched into fashion week — and prepare for Bowery’s Tate retrospective.
The Room Where It Happens
This is Soho’s new musical theatre bar. I understand it sounds Kafka-esque to many, but singing servers? It’s all very New York.
Cotton Candy grapes
These are flying off the shelves at M&S and Waitrose after Joanna Lumley’s passionate endorsement. NB: they really do taste like sweets.
‘You smell of vanilla, darling’
Well, of course! It’s all anyone wants to give a whiff of this season. Byredo, Margiela, Valentino or Gucci: they all offer a signature scent so specific you’ll want to get baking.
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Gravy cocktails
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Should you wish to avoid the style set, Bisto has helpfully opened a floating Wallace & Gromit-themed Gravy Boat restaurant, with gravy sour cocktails. You will have no bother there.
Ciggie fines
Careful — fines for dropping a cigarette are being ramped up again. You can still steal as many as you can hold and get away scot-free, though.
AI/robot names
OK nerds, we concede. AI wins. Now, can you let us help name these things? From the pothole detection machine Robotiz3d to Elon Musk’s son X Æ A-Xii, it’s like you fell asleep on the keyboard.