This week a new report delivered old news: that the three schools sending most students to Oxbridge are Eton, Westminster and St Paul's, variously the educators of Cameron, Clegg and Osborne. Eton has produced more Prime Ministers than the Labour party, and also the current London Mayor with whom I spent a very jolly Tuesday morning launching four current Etonians on a London to Lisbon bike ride for Leukaemia & Lymphoma Research. Louis Metcalfe lost his mother Lily to the disease, and he and his mates have already raised well over £100,000. Boris was there not just to wave at people, pigeons and photographers in Trafalgar Square but because he is godfather to Archie Gilmour, grandson of former Cabinet minister Ian Gilmour, who is one of the quartet. I did the first few miles with the boys and, as we cycled along, Archie told me he is a Lib Dem, not a Tory. Then again, his grandfather was well to the left of most Tories, and as becomes clearer every time I see Boris, he is also trying to be seen as anything but a Cameroon.