Getting old sucks. I want to wear mini skirts and cowboy boots, too. But I can't, because people will bitch about me. If you, too, don't want the Lilys to have all the fun, then adapt their look for your age. Cover your legs with black footless tights (slimming) and wear your mini slightly longer. Better still, team your boots with a kneelength flouncy skirt, so that only your calves peep out.