He's now planning to buy himself his own stash. It won't be difficult: an organised older gentleman of my acquaintance has two dealers on speed-dial, one for the Class As, and a renegade hospital porter who provides him with as many prescription drugs as he can consume. Otherwise, it's dangerously easy to 'score' off the net. Type in Viagra and a plethora of websites appear, promising online prescriptions, complete discretion and fast delivery for around £20 per tablet. Or you can simply try your doctor. 'A lot of private doctors are prescribing drugs very easily,' says Alice, 35, a singer. 'You just go along and say you fell down the stairs and your back hurts, and they'll give you a prescription. Then you can keep going back for repeats.'