Cheltenham never set itself up as a social event. Ascot did and was successful but has lost its lustre and become known as racing's chav central. Meanwhile, Cheltenham has assumed a social kudos it didn't seek: "There are no pigeons parading as peacocks. It's about the racing, not the rag trade. It's a celebration of the horses and the jockeys and their heroism," says the Festival's own poet laureate, Henry Birtles, a television executive. This year, in the Royal Box, he will perform a typically rousing ode he has written about the legendary Arkle. The first lines sum up the spirit of Cheltenham: