We have got our morning drill down to a fine art now - though I am not sure our one-year-old daughter, Ella, would agree. As soon as she wakes, all happy and expectant smiles, I whisk her downstairs to be stretched across one of our laps, head pointing towards the floor. Then, while Bob the Builder, Teletubbies and the other heroes of children's TV do their best to distract her, we spend what seems like an age beating her chest.