Michael Portillo, the former Cabinet minister and nearly man of the Tory leadership, was also asked if he would take on Ken. Portillo, who is enjoying a brilliant second career as a writer and television presenter, declined. According to a Tory source, Portillo's political ardour has cooled considerably since he left parliament and he was rather enjoying life as a spectator, rather than a participant. Other names were mentioned: Frederick Forsyth, the thriller writer and rightwing polemicist; Anne Robinson, the Weakest Link star, Jeremy Clarkson, the motoring writer and television presenter, Derek Laud, the gay, black foxhunting Tory activist - the list began to take on a touch of fantasy, if not desperation. But there was one other high-profile person approached by the Tories who combined not only a willingness to take on Ken, but an ability to give him a run for his money - Nick Ferrari.