As dichotomies go, there's a pretty huge one between the jargon of media studies theory and the language actually spoken in the modern newsroom. From White City to Canary Wharf, editors tend to sneer at media-studies degrees, famously derided by Chris Woodhead, former chief inspector of schools, as "vacuous" and "quasi-academic". Yet the number of students taking these degrees has doubled since 1995, with 2,660 applying last year for basic media studies and another 1,273 for journalism - catching up fast with the 8,495 choosing English.