You can tell Michelle is a twinset modernist, however. Her little black cardigan is by Azzedine Alaïa, the coolest fashion designer of them all, and, unlike Her Maj, her pearls are fake.The inside gossip is she buys the elasticated pearl-ivory strands from American jeweller Carolyn Forsman. And, dear reader, I also have the Michelle necklace. A friend hunted down the jawbreaker, oversized pearl choker - only $30 - for me in New York. It comes in its own pale pink organza "envelope".