The twice-yearly fashion shows were a revelation. My hotel room would be heady with flowers, not just a weedy old bunch of tulips, but literally hundreds of them, and handbags, handbags and more handbags (editors-in-chief would get top of the range, descending to weeny purses for the assistants). We would all then take our booty to the next day's show and compare size and, therefore, status (Anna Wintour, of American Vogue, always had the biggest and shiniest). Then, once back in the office, there was the ritual of the "look book": bound photographs from every catwalk show, from which I would be expected to choose one outfit from each designer; I remember with fondness a blue suede coat and orange chiffon dress by Alberta Ferretti (every designer had made it their business to know my size). The front-row seats of every show would always have some kind of extravagant gift, too: a bottle of perfume, say, or in the case of Frost French last month, a £90 GameBoy Advance.