Last night, perhaps to thank him for this admirable (if irritating - from my point of view) discretion, his grateful friends gathered at Tramp, the exclusive St James's disco he has run for more than 30 years, to celebrate his 70th birthday. On the guest list were Rod Stewart, Michael and Shakira Caine, Joan Collins (with her new husband, Percy), Shirley Bassey, Cilla Black, Roger Moore, George Best, Barbara Windsor and, ahem, Salman Rushdie (the writer who likes to boogie, accompanied by his friend, Marie Helvin). The Krug flowed, the glitterball span and - as ever - the paparazzi were kept safely at arm's length.