When it airs next month, ITV1 will doubtless sell the story of Victorian England's least attractive family as a tale of hypocrisy and money, adultery and revenge, sex and power. As Soames Forsyte, the brother with, in Galsworthy's words, a "habitual sniff on his face", Damian Lewis will be the guy we love to hate. Gina McKee, as his unfortunate wife Irene, will become a pin-up. Rupert Graves, as the reckless Jolyon Forsyte, will compete as chief hunk with Ioan Gruffudd, who plays the impetuous, penniless Bosinney. Think Dallas with top hats, not stetsons. Think EastEnders with the dropped aitches restored.