Right back at you

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Just ask Eamon.

The r'n'b star had enjoyed four weeks at No.1 with F*** It (I Don't Want You Back), an expletive-packed rant about a nightmare ex-girlfriend.

But last night it was knocked off the top spot by Frankee - who says she is that very girl and is out for blood with her own side of the story.

As public humiliations go, FURB (FU Right Back) is right up there.

Frankee tells us the New York singer is lousy in bed, has pubic lice and is a general waste of space.

To add insult to injury, her put-downs are delivered to the same melody.

His chorus of 'F*** you, you ho, I don't want you back', for example, is replaced with 'Well, guess what, yo? Your sex was wack'. She also adds: 'You thought you could really make me moan. I had better sex all alone.'

Frankee is confident she has won the spat hands down. 'I felt publicly humiliated after hearing his track,' she said. 'But I think he's beaten. There is no comeback record to mine.'

Eamon, however, claims Frankee was chosen by his staff to record a response to his track as a publicity stunt.

'There was a big try-out, and I know some of the girls who wanted to do the song, but I never met Frankee in my life,' he said. 'I think it's funny.'

But he would say that, wouldn't he?