I'm off to Liverpool to see sedentary, raggedybearded Jim, which is to say I'm interviewing Ricky Tomlinson, the actor who plays him with such devotion that for the series' six-week shoots he washes neither hair nor clothes. Jim "my arse" Royle is anally fixated, sarcastic, idle and a low-level bully. His schadenfreude revels in the minor, cheese-grater related accidents of others. Yet, like all the Royles, a vein of sentimentality runs through him, a sentimentality that on occasions such as his daughter Denise's wedding day is, admittedly, indistinguishable from real love.