Two weeks later, Sarah returns to check on progress and scrutinise Allegra's food-storage area in the dreaded cupboard audit. Generally, she's pleased and declares it 'not a bad cupboard at all', particularly as, on shelves heaving with preserved lemons, chilli oil and lavender sugar, somewhere lurks the makings of a balanced meal. Unfortunately, it's not all gourmet quality, so it's out with the catering-size pack of Atora, the Celebrity Lunch Tongue in Jelly ('You're never going to eat that') and a preserving jar labelled, mysteriously, 'various fats'. The session is in danger of turning into a round of Room 101 when Sarah pulls out an out-of-date jar of Nutella and Allegra fights back. 'It's fine, leave it in.'