She was engaged for a bit, until the Christmas before last, an episode she has turned into another story against herself. "It was a terrible, terrible mistake," she says. "I was massively, massively misguided. He was, as well. I don't quite know what happened. We are completely incompatible. I think both of us suffer from not thinking things through, and so we got engaged after about 10 days, which was massively romantic and then we struggled for nine months trying to find some way of making it work, having already got engaged. Too proud to admit defeat, I'll keep struggling. I got fat and unhappy. And then we finally gave up."