Lolly stick favourites

Q:What do empty tins do? A: The can-can

Q:What makes a tree noisy? A: Its bark

Q:What nut has no shell? A: A doughnut

Q:What is a mermaid? A: A deep-she fish

Q:What's brown and sticky? A: This is

Q:What letter is a vegetable? A: P

Q:What bow can't be tied? A: A rainbow

Q:What's rhubarb? A: Embarrassed celery

Q:What bell never rings? A: A dumbbell

Q: What tune is sung in a car? A: A car-toon

Q: Who tells chicken jokes? A: Comedihens

Q:What insect is musical? A: A humbug

Q:What fish do dogs chase? A catfish

Q:What pie can fly? A: A magpie

Q:What has only one foot? A: A leg

Q:What illness do birds get? A: Flu

Q: What do you call a man hiding in a pile of leaves? A: Russell

Q: What two words have the most letters? A: Post Office