I'm being investigated for being biased, for displaying prejudice. To begin with, I decided to play it their way, to bow my head and meekly take the medicine. I presumed I was just the sort of bloke they wanted as a JP - male, early forties, Labour Party member, liberal to the core of my soul. I thought we'd talk about it, reach some understanding. But instead I found myself being interviewed by a judge, himself astonishingly aggressive, patronising and bullying, who seemed unwilling to consider the fact that every single magistrate I know agrees with me. Or that the Home Office itself has issued explicit guidance on this matter. Apparently, I'm the only one who's biased.