Things got funnier, as it were, with Stalin, and the worst jokes were by the great leader himself. "If he doesn't do his job properly we'll hang him," he told General de Gaulle over dinner, pointing to his air force commander Novikov, and adding: "People say I'm a monster but you see, I make a joke out of it." Novikov was lucky: he wasn't hanged. He was arrested, tortured and given 15 years hard labour.