Well, Spearmint Rhino is the shape of things to come, according to Max Clifford. He and lap dancing are like two specks in the cosmos, destined to collide. He is the club's publicist and says it took £300,000 a week just before Christmas and the message is grow, grow, grow. Indeed, in the past three years the lap dancing industry, as it is unblushingly called, has blossomed.