Her first book, Honey Moon, came out two years ago to savage reviews. "Makes Bridget Jones read like Tacitus," wrote one critic. "Commiserations to her publisher." Unfortunately, so far, the response to Funny Valentine, which is about a "principled" young hackette who falls in love with a movie star she is sent to interview, has not fared much better. "Desultory dialogue and pitiful characterisation," said one reviewer. "The publishers have been fleeced."