D'ARGY Smith was not averse to using "oral sex" on cover lines, but felt that "power" did not work in those pre-Spice Girls days. By contrast, Cosmo's current editor, Lorraine Candy, is comfortable with "power", but has banned "shag" and says she will never run a feature on oral sex. "I don't think I'd use the word 'vagina', unless it's very clever or ironic," Candy adds. "I have used 'Penis genius', though I wouldn't use it as the biggest cover line. It's not the readers we have to worry about, it's the supermarkets and WH Smith." London Underground, too, has sought to define the limits of acceptable cover lines. It objected to the words "I was frigid", and demanded that the offending "frigid" be covered by a black strip. Alas, the tape only partially covered the word, leaving some posters saying: "I was f - - d".