The borough has six children chasing one place and, according to Dr Beverley Feather of Clare House primary school, this has resulted in desperation among parents. "They will offer their skill and expertise. For instance, they say they could help with information and communication technology if their child got in," she said. "One time I was offered money: 'Would £3,000 help the decisionmaking process?' Of course it wouldn't. It is solely based on distance from the home."