There, she handed me over to Anne, Michael's PR, who showed me the lakes, the creche, landscaped and Japanese gardens, and rolling fields for as far as the eye could see. There was also a 20-metre swimming-pool (which also comes in handy for baptisms), the executive cars with personalised number plates, the huge church and Georgian mansion, all behind tall black electric gates. 'Tell me about Michael,' I ask. 'What's he like?' 'Graham Baldwin says Michael surrounds himself with yes men,' says Anne. She laughs, scornfully. 'As Michael himself says: "I wish!" He's a strong character who leads from the front.'