Having cooked during his run on MasterChef for Michelin-starred chefs, the Army and even the staff of Buckingham Palace, Oliver is remarkably unfazed by the short notice. By 9pm, only four hours after contacting him to ask if he will demonstrate his skills, the wife and I and two friends are sitting down to our first course - spiced quail salad with couscous and a pear and saffron chutney.