Girl's view: If women ruled the world

1. Bosses would have to factor in "shoe shopping" breaks into every working week. (Also, by law, men would be made to do their Christmas shopping before Christmas Eve.)

2. All fathers would be forced to spend hours doing creative things with Play-do.

3. Men will have to impress us with tenderness, caressing and lots of talking. (Women often feel that our small intestine communicates with us more often than our fellas.)

4. Fluffing the duvet after farting would never again be considered an effective odour-eater.

5. "All-you-can-eat nights" at the local hotel would never again be considered what constitutes "fine dining".