Clooney stares into the distance. I break the silence by joking that, for all his reputation as a womaniser, his most fulfilling relationships have been with his adored pot-bellied pig and directors like Soderbergh and the Coen brothers, who twisted his romantic image into bizarre pretzel shapes for O Brother, Where Art Thou? Eyebrows are raised. 'I've never analysed that, but clearly you have. I've had long relationships before, I'm just not in one right now. I have tried therapy. I've been to plenty of shrinks but this is better right here with you. And it's free! Can I just lay down here on the couch?'