As our nation's greatest footballer (no arguing at the back), you'd think that if Mr Beckham was to put his name on a football game, it would have to be the dog's. DBS's maker, Rage, has pumped loads of cash in front of the giant jaws of the advertising monster in an attempt to shift product, and must have given Beckham a good few shillings for his name and time.
So what has it come up with? Something to rival FIFA or Pro Evolution? Oh no. This is a sad excuse for a footie game. Remember Three Lions from a few years back? That bad. Don't buy this game on the strength of the name on the box. There'll be tears before bedtime if you do. (NP)