I have a very sad story to tell. When I received SSX Tricky through the post, it was a moment of pure joy. We spent a night of passion together. My new amour was not just your run-of-the-mill snowboarding game, he oozed a Wipeout-type action-racing concept, there were a few combat elements to spice things up, he took advantage of the DVD format and, best of all, Tricky played like we were made for each other.
And boy was he big - the tracks were big, the air was big, the tricks were mighty big. Tricky was more than just an exciting version of his older brother, he understood the needs of the gamer and wasn't afraid of commitment. Sadly our romance came to a sudden end.
After an all-too-brief 12 hours of finger-filled fun, somebody stole SSX Tricky from my desk... You know who you are. I shall not rest until I have hunted you down and made you suffer like the scum you are. (HM)