At last, proof that there is a place with more terrifying traffic than London. In one of Moto Racer 3's six motorcycle modes you race the congested streets of Paris. Dodge maniac French drivers who change lanes at inopportune moments, turn without indicating and brake hard for no reason. When you've had enough bone-crunching, swap to one of the five other game modes, including "Speed" for racing-track superbikes, "Motocross" for dirt-track racing and the superb "Trial" mode.
Like entrants in cult-classic TV-show Kick Start, this means jumping, bouncing and shimmying your bike across a man-made assault course of barrels, planks and platforms. Great fun, even if you think two wheels good, four wheels better.