The lady's successor could not be more different. It is a City slicker. Designed, as is half London these days, by Norman Foster, it has been called a testicle, an egg on steroids, Darth Vader's helmet, a mailed fist, badly stacked soup plates and "one bum in Y-fronts". The bizarre shape would look less odd if located, as intended, forward on the edge of the water. An idiot planner ruled this out of order.