As a result of these institutional manoeuvres, London, home to the greatest theatre tradition since ancient Athens, has nothing to show for it. Millions who come here each year for the stated purpose of seeing theatre have nowhere to find a context for their consuming passion. Vienna has a theatre museum. Warsaw has one. So do Ljubljana, Oslo, Helsinki and St Petersburg. Brisbane, Australia, for heaven's sake, has one. But London, where the whole world comes to get its theatre fix, has been left without a showcase for its 400-year heritage of showbusiness. How myopic is that?