"He put one foot out and then swung himself on to the little plate at the back. He must have been hanging on for nearly 20 minutes because I think he got off at Finsbury Park. He was in his forties with longish hair and certainly did not look like a nutter. But - even if the train was full and I really, really wanted to get to work - I would not do that. I would either just wait for the next one or go home, never anything like that."