Charlie's the bottle blonde

It's puzzle time. Here, in a marketing exercise which is an early front-runner for publicity stunt of the year, is someone you won't recognise (but in fact is extremely familiar) doing her best to publicise a drink you won't have heard of (and probably will never catch on).

The woman is relatively easy. Is Redhead of the Year 2000 a clue? No? Then how about looking a bit lower down? Recognise her now?

Yes, it's Charlie Dimmock, the bra-less gardening goddess who has somehow been persuaded that it is a good idea to dress up in a platinum blonde wig, long white gloves and a dress so low-cut it is positively negligent.

Perhaps she thinks she looks like Marilyn Monroe. Unfortunately the effect is more Barbara Windsor than blonde bombshell.

The drink she is pushing, for those who care about such things, is white cranberry juice. Do we need white cranberry juice? The people at Ocean Spray seem to think so. They inform us that it is made from "natural white cranberries, picked earlier from Ocean Spray's first harvest of the season".

Charlie Dimmock in that wig. White cranberry juice. They both probably seemed a good idea at the time.